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1 - Which school supply is the king of the classroom? The ruler 2 - What runs around the yard (or playground) all day, but never gets tired? The fence. ~ Peggy H. 3 - Why did the teacher have to wear sunglasses? Her students were so bright. ~ Anita C. 4 - What is a snake's favorite subject? Hisssssstory Joke 5 - Why did the crayon cry?
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There is only one science, love, one riches, love, only one policy, love. To make love is all the law and the prophets. ANATOLE FRANCE. When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.
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—Carolyn W. "One of my small groups of first graders was playing a word game." "I was prompting them toward the answer 'tea.' 'It's something your mom might drink in the morning,' I said. 'Beer!' one of them called out earnestly. Oh dear." —Ellen O. "I jokingly said I was 'allergic to everything' once during a sneezing fit."
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My classroom rules: be kind, be respectful, and laugh at my jokes. The real reason I became a teacher? Summer vacation, obviously. My classroom is not loud. It's 'energetically expressive.'
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1."Cameras in classrooms are no substitute for greater authority by parents and teachers." -Paul Weyrich. 2."The classroom should be an entrance into the world, not an escape from it." -John Ciardi. 3."You don't have to be a mathematician to have a feel for numbers." - John Forbes Nash, Jr. 4."No one is perfect - that's why pencils have erasers."
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1. "The most important thing we learn at school is the fact that the most important things can't be learned at school." - Haruki Murakami. 2. "In school they told me Practice makes perfect. And then they told me Nobody's perfect, so then I stopped practicing." - Steven Wright. 3.
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Funny Back-to-School Quotes Unsplash/Parade 1. "Respect your parents. They passed school without Google." - Anonymous 2. "Education can get you the only thing that really matters in today's.
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Funny teacher quotes as well as funny teacher appreciation quotes are highly enjoyed by students, people and the whole class. Read on for some of the best funny quotes about teachers as well as interesting teacher quotes for your thoughts. 1. "A policeman pulled me over and asked me for my papers.
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1. Be the leader in a school of fish. 2. Be a pineapple. Stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside. [contextly_auto_sidebar] 3. Never let the fear of striking out keep you from playing the game. 4. If the words you spoke appeared on your skin, would you still be beautiful? 5. I may not be there yet, but I am closer than I was yesterday.
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7. A smile is the prettiest thing you'll ever wear. ~ Author Unknown. JPEG 1200 x 866. JPEG: A smile is the prettiest thing you'll ever wear. Printable PDF Page. PDF-A smile is the prettiest thing you'll ever wear. 8. A teacher's job is to take a bunch of live wires and see that they are well-grounded.
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I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers. Woody Allen. There are three things to remember when teaching: know your stuff; know whom you are stuffing; and then stuff them elegantly. Lola May. A teacher's job is to take a bunch of live wires and see that they are well-grounded. Darwin D. Martin.
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These 20 funny quotes for teachers show this better than any thing I can say. As the old saying goes: if you teach a man to fish, he will feed himself for a lifetime. But if you just give him a fishing pole, he'll have to teach himself. - Zechariah Barrett. The older I got, the smarter my teachers became.
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Teacher Humor is a great way to get us through the school year. We all know that teaching is a stressful job, and anytime we can add in teacher humor, the better we can cope with the stressful aspects of the job. Teacher humor is so important as a coping mechanisms for the hard times. Teacher humor can really hep us get through the tough times.
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101 Inspirational Quotes for Teachers - Funny 1. "Teaching is the art of planting seeds of knowledge and secretly hoping they sprout before the next test." 2. "Behind every successful student, there's a teacher trying not to spill their coffee." 3. "Teaching: where wisdom meets creativity, and the occasional classroom chaos." 4.